How many Nazgul...?
Four. One to scare the lightbulb, one to kill the lightbulb, one to do something completely unthematic, and one to pose in a language that might not be unintelligible but sure isn't English.

How many Imladhrim...?
Thirteen. One to change the lightbulb, and a dozen to sit around OOC and call one another by their players' RL names.

How many Rohirrim...?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to pose the performance of an unspeakably kinky sex act on the first one.

Preferably involving a horse.

How many Minas Tirith Guardsmen...?
Seven. One to change the lightbulb, two to sit around and discuss it in the White Tree Inn, and four to be offline when you need them most.

How many Haradrim features...?
Six. One to log in once a week and change the lightbulb if he has time, and five to retire and come back occasionally to criticize the first one.

How many Knights of Dol Amroth...?
The Knights of Dol Amroth refuse to change lightbulbs. They'll send their squires to do it while they lament the good old days on their own com channel.

How many Geezers...?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to tell him he's not REALLY that old, some people have been here since '93. Hell, I remember when Guflnuz first logged in, and that was before he built the Tower of Virginal Elfmaidens and became an +admin. Man, those were the days, when we could travel anywhere and....

How many Oldbies...?
None. REAL Oldbies are only from 1993, and they never log in, right? Hell, I remember when....

How many Mordain Orcs...?
One. The rest are all twinking it and can be ARBed dead for their trouble.

How many Morians...?
Five-thousand and one. One to do the actual changing and another five-thousand to block the Pass so the Elves can't get there first.

How many Imladhrim...? Part II
One to change the lightbulb and another ten to sing about it, unless it's Rhunedhel in which case the Tale of Galalindromil and the Bulb of Light will soon reach Number One on the Billboard Alliterative Epic Charts.

How many +Admins...?
Let me look this over, pass it on to the others, post it on a board, allow everyone else to state their views, and compose a reply. Then we'll all take the reply apart, make our changes, send it to committee and make more changes, and... oh, give us a few weeks and we'll have something for you, okay?

How many Dwarves...?
Seven (of course). One to change the lightbulb and the other six to argue on the Combat bb about whether it should be done with battle axes or warhammers, how much damage the bulb can withstand, etc.